Frankenfest
It was Kevin’s idea.
At a PBLUG meeting held at Nova Southeastern’s North County campus in Palm Beach Gardens, he suggested it. Frankenfest? What’s a Frankenfest? Kevin explained it’s when people bring whatever computers or computer parts they have laying around to an event where you (those attending the event) build whatever you can from what you have.
Kevin had a motive. He had a garage full of computers and parts, and his wife was not happy about it, but he couldn’t bring himself to just pitch them.
Of course we were intrigued by the idea. Especially me. I kept the idea alive by continually bringing it up to the group. They, of course, took the bait, being Linux geeks. We ended up with a plan, of sorts. We needed to do something with all the computers we were sure to build. Laura came up with a group that would like to give away the computer systems to needy families for Christmas. We needed a place to do it. My library had fortuitously cancelled all programming for December, under the impression they would be closing, so a very large meeting room was available to us almost any Saturday that month (actually, almost any day in December would have been available, but Saturdays worked best for everyone). We needed a Linux distro to install. I suggested Kubuntu because I like KDE and Ubuntu seemed mainstream enough to be easy for the ultimate recipients to find books or help.
So we did it. The Frankenfest was today. We spent two hours sorting and testing what we had. We spent the next 4 hours trying to load Kubuntu on the best machines we had, since I had created a Kubuntu cheatsheet to give to the ultimate recipients. We started with 7 candidates, from Pentium III’s to a 2.16 MHz box. We ended up with three successful installs, two with Linux Mint on them, and one with Kubuntu. Travelin’ Rob had brought the Linux Mint because it runs on anything, and he likes it. He also promised to do a Linux Mint cheat sheet to give to the foundation to include with these systems they will be distributing.
We almost had one more Linux Mint box, but the install ultimately failed, probably because we tried to put a 160GB hard drive on an older machine that couldn’t recognize bigger hard drives. One of the better machines we had didn’t like our RAM upgrade attempt, and didn’t seem to know how to operate without the three centuries worth of dust we removed. As much as we’d like to think of ourselves as computer geeks, we’re really just linux geeks, and have lapses in hardware sense from time to time. I had spent most of the last week getting screenshots of Kubuntu on my virtual machine, thinking that it would work exactly the same on a real machine.
But ultimately, I guess it was a “success.” Three families will be getting awesome computer systems. Kevin cleared out his garage. We got everything cleared out by the time the library closed. I finally learned everyone’s names.
Someone (Travelin’ Rob?) suggested we do it again. I said, “Yeah, once a year wouldn’t be too painful.” Someone else suggested we let one of the local stations know, because they would cover it and advertise it if they just knew in advance. We actually had people walking in and asking if we were taking computer donations. I looked around at the 20+ computers in various stages of usability, and said “No, thanks.” I can imagine what a little advance advertising would do. Of course, since Kevin’s now got his garage cleaned out, it might be interesting to see what we’d get from people dropping by to drop off their computers.
Yeah, I guess I’m hopeless.